10.ASC isn't taking part in the recession. Neither should you.
9. Cell phones and Crackberries are useless under water.
8. Give you something interesting to post on Facebook.
7. Give you a reason to get off freakn' Facebook for once.
6. No hangover after getting narc'd at 90 feet.
5. Stimulate the economy with your huge tax refund.
4. No political speaches underwater.
3. You may get to dive with a Great White named "Ted."
2. Matt Citron in a sarong.
1. No swine flu at 60 feet!

Originally posted by Todd on our Facebook page.